Monday, April 7, 2014

A Shoe Addict Walks Into The Mall...

So, you've decided to goto the mall, huh?

How many times have you gone to the mall specifically for ONE thing, like the new foundation you've been out of for a week, but always ended up in the shoe department?
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You tell yourself you've got enough time for one lap just to browse...but in your head you're like browse?
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You can't not stop at the sale rack...that's just silly.
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But this always happens!
 'These are SO cute...but they don't have my size and it's the last pair...I can squeeze!'
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Nope! No, definitely not!

Instead of cutting your losses and leaving, you start going over your finances to see if you can afford to venture into the main (fully priced) section.
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But wait, since when do you do math? Or even care?
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 As you browse, you feel extremely overwhelmed with too many choices, because, well, why can't you have them all?!
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There are those so fabulous, you just had to try on even though you knew it wouldn't work out.  photo anigif_enhanced-buzz-8370-1390849326-37_zpsc6210128.gif

But then...
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The perfect fit!
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You remind yourself it is a crime to pass up the perfect shoe.
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But they are basically this month's rent...  photo anigif_enhanced-26689-1395149068-4_zps216decc5.gif

Well, who needs to eat?  I mean you wanted to start your bikini diet anyway!
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You hold your breath until the 'approved' flashes on the register, and then you get to take them home!
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You most likely ended up leaving with more than one pair.
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So, you call your best friend to schedule an immediate intervention.
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Who then reminds you that you forgot to get the new bottle of foundation you went there to get.  photo Jenl_zps131b6874.gif




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